Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Gay rights.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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