What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

like if your cool

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Denard Robinson

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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