- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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