roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Denard Robinson

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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