- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

bite me

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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