What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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