What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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like if your cool

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haha

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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womens rights

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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