Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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