- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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