- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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