Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

The BCS

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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