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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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