why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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deez nuts

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Racial Equality

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Atheism

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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