I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Anti Joke

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