How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Hey Shea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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