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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

people magazine

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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