What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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