What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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sky's sty

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Hail Hitler

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