The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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