Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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