- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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