- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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