What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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