- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

8

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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