- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Ross.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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