Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Matthew Wyckoff

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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