- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Take part of what?

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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