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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Cheese

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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