How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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i dont fisish anythi

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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