- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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