What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Weaner

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Pain Olympics.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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