1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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