- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

i dont fisish anythi

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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