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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A dancer walks into a barre

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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