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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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