- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

So these two girls have a cup .

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Gustavo Andrade

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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