- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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