- Anti Joke

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.