what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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