A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How old are you? 7

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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