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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

I have a really funny joke.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Knock Knock.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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