- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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