What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

This is a joke.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

You having friends.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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