Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Knock knock Fuck off!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Refridgerator.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Want to hear a joke? No.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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