- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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