Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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