- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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