- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

a black man pays his child support

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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