- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Women's rights

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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