Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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