- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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