Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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