- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

womens rights

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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