They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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