once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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