EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Anti Joke

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