- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm Polish.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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