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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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