A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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