so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Anti Joke

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