- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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