Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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