What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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