- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Your big dick.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A blind man walks into a library.

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