Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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