Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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