What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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