How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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My jeans

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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