- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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