There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Anti Joke

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