I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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deez nuts

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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