- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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