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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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