What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Ross.

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Cancer

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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