- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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