what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Ross.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Anti Joke

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