How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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