What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Matthew Wyckoff

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...