How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What page are you on The gay page.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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