What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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