- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why? Because.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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