Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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i found waldo.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What's 9+10? 19

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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