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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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