Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

smell the vitamin C

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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