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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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