- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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