- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why does the man appear fat he is

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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