- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

I'm Polish.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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