- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's 9+10? 19

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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