- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What is the difference?

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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