- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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