how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Cripples are lame.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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