- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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