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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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