- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

i'm hard

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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