- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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