- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Get on the boat.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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