Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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