- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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