WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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