Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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