- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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