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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What is white and black and red all over.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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