- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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