three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Your mums a potato

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Justin's life

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