Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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