your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Anti Joke

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