- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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