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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

woman's rights

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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