- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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