Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A women left the kitchen.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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