What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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