- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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