- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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