- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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