- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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