- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??