What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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