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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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