How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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