- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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