Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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I have an idea! You leave.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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