- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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