- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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