- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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