- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Death by kayak

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Cripples are lame.

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