I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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12 in general

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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