- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

God is real.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yes

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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