Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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