Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

woman's rights

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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