Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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God is real.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Pickle

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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