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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped