- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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