- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Justin Bieber

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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