Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Tilt your screen back .

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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