Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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