- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

woman's rights

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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