Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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