- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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