- Anti Joke

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

12 in general

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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