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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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