A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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