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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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