You sick fiend

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Poker face

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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