A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

this website is a bad joke

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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