What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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