- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Andoni was here

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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