Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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