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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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