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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Gustavo Andrade

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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