- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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