- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What page are you on The gay page.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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