- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Why? Because.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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