- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??