A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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