A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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