- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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