a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Your big dick.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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