Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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