- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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