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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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