- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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