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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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