Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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