Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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knock knock? come in

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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