What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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where's mom I killed her

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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