How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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