- Anti Joke

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!