Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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