- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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