Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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