- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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