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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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