What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Dwarf Shortage

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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