- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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