- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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