- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

i am a dino. RAWR.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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