Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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FUCK YOU

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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alert('The Game')

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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