Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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