- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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