- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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