- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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