Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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