- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Good job, son.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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