What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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