- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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