- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Barack Obama is a good president.

feminism

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

my penis

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

woman's rights

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Knock knock. Its open.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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