Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Cripples are lame.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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