What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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