- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

antonio has a penis head.lol

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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