Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Black people in Camden NJ.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

antonio has a penis head.lol

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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