What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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