- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I have an idea! You leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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