Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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