- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

Homosexualism is so gay man

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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