What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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