Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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