- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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