Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Can midgets still have big dreams?

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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