- Anti Joke

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know