Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

someone called someone else a frog

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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