- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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