Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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