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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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