- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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