- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's better than a stick? A stone

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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