what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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