What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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