Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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What's worse than this That :(

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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CFL

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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