- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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