What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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