What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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civil rights

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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your life

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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