- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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