- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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