- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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