What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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