If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Ross.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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