- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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