What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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i'm hard

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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