- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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