Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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