- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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