Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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a man walked into a bar....

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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