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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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