Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A terrorist robs a walrus.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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