What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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