- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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