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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

I am a mime

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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