why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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