- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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