Gustavo Andrade

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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i saw amango it splootered

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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