Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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