A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Potassium? K.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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