What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

i like turtles

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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