An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A women left the kitchen.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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