- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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