What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

knock knock Goodbye

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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