Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

How you know when dislextic

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Actually it was me Josh brown

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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