- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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