- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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