A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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