- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Allah walked into AK Bar

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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