what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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