- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

My spelling is horrible

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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