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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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