- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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