- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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A young baby died.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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