Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

why does the man appear fat he is

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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