Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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