What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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