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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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