I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

i saw amango it splootered

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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