- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

guess what? bannanas

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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