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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

I asked her where you were.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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