- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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