- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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