Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Denard Robinson

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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