- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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