- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

Denard Robinson

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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