Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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