Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Ross.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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