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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Gay rights.

Women's rights

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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