Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Where's my baby??

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Nobody cares maddie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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