what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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