- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Gay rights.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Women's rights

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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