During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

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