- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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