you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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