- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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