chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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