How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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school homewrok

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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