What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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