- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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