"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Andoni was here

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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