There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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