- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

my penis

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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