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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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