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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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