Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Sarah Palin.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

I asked her where you were.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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