- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Death by kayak

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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