- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's better than a stick? A stone

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A blind man walks into a library.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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