Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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