- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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