- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

my penis

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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