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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Andoni was here

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Death by kayak

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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