- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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