Apple hates Blackberry.

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woman's rights

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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