- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why do fat people commit suicide

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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