Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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