Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Cripples are lame.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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