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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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