- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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