How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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