How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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