What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A blind man walks into a library.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

i dont fisish anythi

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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