what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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