- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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