- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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