Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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