- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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