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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

whats worse than failing your maths test?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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