What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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