Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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