- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what's funny about war? nothing!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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