What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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12 in general

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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