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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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