- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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