Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Denard Robinson

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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