Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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