What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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