- Anti Joke

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown