Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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The New York Giants

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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