Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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