- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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