- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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my penis

Death by kayak

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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