What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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