- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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