- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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