What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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A woman who owns a parrot leaves her home, forgetting that a plumber is scheduled to come fix her sink. A few minutes after she leaves, the plumber arrives and knocks on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waits for a minute and, seeing that nobody has come to the door, knocks again. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replies, a little more loudly, "It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink!" The plumber waits for a minute and bangs hard on the door. The parrot calls out "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screams, "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIINK!!!" Just then, the plumber clutches his chest and falls dead to the ground. When the woman returns home, she sees the dead man in front of her door. She opens her door to go to her phone and asks the parrot, "who is it?" The parrot replies, "WHO IS IT?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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