One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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