I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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