Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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how much fish could a chicken

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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