- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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