How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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i saw amango it splootered

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