In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Pickle

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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