whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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I am a mime

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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