- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

asians have slitted eyes lol

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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