- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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