why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Tony Romo

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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