there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Cancer

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Anti Joke

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