- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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