What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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