- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Cancer

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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