An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Small Penis.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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