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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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