- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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