Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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