How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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