If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Cancer

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My cat just died.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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