- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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