the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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