- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Your big dick.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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