What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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