- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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