Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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