- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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