- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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