Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Cheese

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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