You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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