- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

123 f*ck off

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??