What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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