- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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