This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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a black man pays his child support

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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