- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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