- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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