Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

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