I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Jimmy Saville

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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