what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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