What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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