Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Take part of what?

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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