Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Anti Joke

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