- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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