WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Yes

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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