- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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