What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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123 f*ck off

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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knock knock? come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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12 in general

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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