- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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