What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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okay so theres this guy.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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