When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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