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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Small Penis.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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