How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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