- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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