someone called someone else a frog

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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civil rights

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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