Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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How old are you? 7

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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