- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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