what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Im taking a shit right now.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

this website is a bad joke

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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