- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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