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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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