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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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