- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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