- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's 9+10? 19

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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