Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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