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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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