- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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