- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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