- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

I? Everett

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

I? Everett

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

knock knock come in

How many light bulbs? 1

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

I? Everett

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka