- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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