How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Cripples are lame.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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