A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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