Knock Knock.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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