- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Death by kayak

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

my penis

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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