- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Allah walked into AK Bar

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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