Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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