"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

In soviet Russia...things are different

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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