A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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A man did not like this site

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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