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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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