- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

So these two girls have a cup .

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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