So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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