Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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