- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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