why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How old are you? 7

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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