What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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