whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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