Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Your mom.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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