What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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roses are red poo is poo

Get up Look in the mirror

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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