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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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