- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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