- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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