- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

whats worse than failing your maths test?

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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