- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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