- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

i saw amango it splootered

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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