- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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