- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Drew Knowles is gay

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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