What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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roses are red poo is poo

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What? Huh?

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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