- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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