what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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