- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

I'm tired.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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