What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Women's Rights

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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