- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A dancer walks into a barre

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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