What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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