- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

A blind man walks into a library.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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