- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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