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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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