A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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