Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

HELLO EVERYONE

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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