Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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