- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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