- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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