- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Jesus Christ

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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