- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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