Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Weaner

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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