- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

you will like this because i am black.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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