- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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