- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Fat? Jesse Z

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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