What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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A young baby died.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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