- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Justin Bieber

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Where's my baby??

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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