- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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