- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??