what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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