- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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