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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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