- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Your Mom The End.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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