Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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