- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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