sky silverstein

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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woman's rights

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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