- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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