what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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