- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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