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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A praying mantis is very graceful

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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