- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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