Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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