- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Gustavo Andrade

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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