Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

HELLO EVERYONE

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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