what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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