What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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