What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why? Because.

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Anti Joke

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