YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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