- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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