- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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