what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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