What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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My Boyfriend

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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