Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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