- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Cripples are lame.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

what's funny about war? nothing!

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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