- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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