why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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