- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Cancer

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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