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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Flowers are colors Love me

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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