what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Andoni was here

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Anti Joke

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