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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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