- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Death by kayak

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Gay rights.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Women's rights

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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