- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Women's rights.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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