Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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andrew wagner

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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penis in the camel

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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