What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Hail Hitler

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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