Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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