A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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