- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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