- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

whats worse than failing your maths test?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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