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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Boxing on Boxing Day

knock knock!? . . No.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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