What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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13 =B you just learned something

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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