- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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