who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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