LeBron in the fourth quarter

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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