How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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