Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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