- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yellow People !!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

360 NO SCOPE

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Lil Wayne

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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