What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Yellow People !!

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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this website is a bad joke

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Anti Joke

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