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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

you will like this because i am black.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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