Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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