- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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