A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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12 in general

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

outside your comfort zone

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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