Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Anti Joke

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