whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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I have a horse.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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