Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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