- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

FUCK YOU

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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