- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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