A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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