What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Dwarf Shortage

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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