- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

a skinny sumo wrestler

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

The government

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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