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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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