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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Cripples are lame.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

pobody's nerfect

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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