- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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