What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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