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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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