- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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