what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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A man goes to the potty.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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