- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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