- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Phew... it's gone.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Yellow People !!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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