why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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