- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

The american education system.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Bark I'm a tree

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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