- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How come grilled cheese?

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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