What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what did one computer say to the other .........

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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