- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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