what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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