What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Anti Joke

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