- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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