Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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