- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

CAVE JOHNSON.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

When life throws knives at you, run away.

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