- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What's 9+10? 19

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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