Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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