A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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sky silverstein

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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