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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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