Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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