- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why do fat people commit suicide

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