Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Refridgerator.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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