Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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