What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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salad days!

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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