- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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