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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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