What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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