How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Anti Joke

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