- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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