guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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