Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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