An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

black chicken. kfc

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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