Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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