u know whats a crime? rape

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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