Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

race-car = rac-ecar

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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