What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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I'm so punny.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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