- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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