- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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