- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

All of these jokes are about white people

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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