What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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No it doesnt..

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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