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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" BOOOOOOM" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.