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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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