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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man did not like this site

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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