Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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