Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Hello penis

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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