Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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