- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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