Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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