batman farted so hes retarded

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

And you honored it I see :P

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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