Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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