- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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