my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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