- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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