- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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