- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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