A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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