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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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