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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ross.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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