- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Potassium? K.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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