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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

An Asian with a big dick.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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