What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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