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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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