A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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