Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Cheese

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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