Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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