What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

knock knock!? . . No.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

im telling maguire

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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