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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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