Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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