What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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okay so theres this guy.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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