- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man goes to the potty.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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