What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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