Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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