- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man did not like this site

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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