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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A mormon walks into a bar.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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