what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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