- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

God is real.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Yes

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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