A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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