What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A young baby died.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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