- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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