- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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