1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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