Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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