Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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