Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's 9+10? 19

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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