A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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