chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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hi michael

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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