- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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