- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

My cat just died.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

I'm Polish.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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