A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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