- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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