- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Japan

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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