A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

9/11 my birthday

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Pickle

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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