One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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civil rights

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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