Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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