Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Ross.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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