- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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