- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock Knock.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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