why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Jebron Lames.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Your mums a potato

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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