Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

school homewrok

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

womens rights.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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