Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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James Patrick Campbell

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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there was once a jew

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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