- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I asked her where you were.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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