- Anti Joke

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse