A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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