Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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