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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Sarah Palin.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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