Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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