Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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