- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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