Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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