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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

outside your comfort zone

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot