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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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