- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Cripples are lame.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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