- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Women's Rights

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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