- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What's 9+10? 19

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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