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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Albert your flies undone.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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