- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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