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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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You sick fiend

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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