I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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