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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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