How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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