- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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