what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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