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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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