Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Reed read? A. Read?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Chris is hairy

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

thumb_up thumb_down -2

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

thumb_up thumb_down -2

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

thumb_up thumb_down -2

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops