What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Death by kayak

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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