- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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