2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Cancer

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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