- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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