- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

One time i was sitting down

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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