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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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