- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Your big dick.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Gay rights.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's better than a stick? A stone

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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