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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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