- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What page are you on The gay page.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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