- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Andoni was here

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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