- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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