- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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