Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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69.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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