- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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