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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How many light bulbs? 1

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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