- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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