What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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