Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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