- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

my penis

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Knock knock. Its open.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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