It's all Taggart

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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hola said the chinese man

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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