I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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