An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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