Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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