Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

The Labour Party.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Jovan

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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