- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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