- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Gustavo Andrade

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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