- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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