Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Knock knock Come in

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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