What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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