My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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