Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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