- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

pobody's nerfect

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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