A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Anti Joke

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