Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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