- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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