- Anti Joke

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A hill billy went fishing

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Black people having a Job.