What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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My jeans

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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David Cameron

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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