- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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