ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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dallen loves penis

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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