Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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