Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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