What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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