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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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