- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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