What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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knock knock? come in

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12 in general

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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