- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Brain fart

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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