- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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