- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What's better than a stick? A stone

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