Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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