- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

eat a hot dog

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

hi

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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