- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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