- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

bite me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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