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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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