Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Cripples are lame.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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