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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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