- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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