- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Women can vote? WTF

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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