- Anti Joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

you will like this because i am black.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs