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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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