- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

where's mom I killed her

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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