- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Your big dick.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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