What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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How you know when dislextic

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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