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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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