Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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