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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

race-car = rac-ecar

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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