- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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