- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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