- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Death by kayak

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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