What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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