- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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