whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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