Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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