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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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