What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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