Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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swag

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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