Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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