- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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