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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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