why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

can you pass the soap?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Golf.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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