- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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