- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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