why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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Anti Joke

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