What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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