How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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