- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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