why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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