Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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