How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Anti Joke

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