whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

thumb_up thumb_down -59

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

thumb_up thumb_down +36

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

thumb_up thumb_down +34

asdasdasdasd

thumb_up thumb_down +34

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

thumb_up thumb_down +32

star wars kid

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops