- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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