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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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