whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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