Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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I asked her where you were.

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Anti Joke

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