- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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