- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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