Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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