- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

civil rights

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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