- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John