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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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