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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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