What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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