- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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