- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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