A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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