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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A guy walks into a bar

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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