- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Cripples are lame.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A hill billy went fishing

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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