- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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