A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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