- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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