- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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