So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Boner

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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