hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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A horse walks into a barn.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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My dad

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