- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Jesus Christ

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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