- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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