- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Cancer

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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