What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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