Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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