person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Denard Robinson

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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