- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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