- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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