- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

knock knock? come in

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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