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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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