Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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