- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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