- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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