How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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