- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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