- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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