- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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