What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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