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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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