What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Yellow People !!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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