There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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