- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Cripples are lame.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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