- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Women

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

This is not a joke.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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