How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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