- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

my penis

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

u know whats a crime? rape

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