- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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