- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Dwarf Shortage

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Suck pussy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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