A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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