- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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