- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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