How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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swag

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Anti Joke

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