Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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