Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Anti Joke

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