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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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