The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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