Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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