- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??