- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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