LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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