- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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