What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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