- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

the economy.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Good job, son.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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