- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Communism hehe xd

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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