- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Jack Stevens

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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