Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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