- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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