- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

u know whats a crime? rape

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??