- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

I'm homeless.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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