I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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like most people my age. im 27

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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