Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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u suck

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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poo

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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