- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

9/11 my birthday

i'm hard

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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