Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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