- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Feminism.

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