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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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