- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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