- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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