What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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