- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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