What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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