What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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No soup for you!

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Raveena Thandhan

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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the lemon was sweet.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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