roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yellow People !!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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