- Anti Joke

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.