Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Weaner

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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