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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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