- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

whats green and lives in the water

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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