- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

i am a dino. RAWR.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??