Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

If you just read this, You're dead.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

star wars kid

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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