What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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FUCK YOU

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dat shoe shine tho

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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