- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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