Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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12/23/2012

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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I hate blackniggers

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Alchohol.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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George W. Bush

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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