knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Yes

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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