- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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