What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Andoni was here

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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