A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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