why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

thumb_up thumb_down -38

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

If you just read this, You're dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What's big and messy? A big mess

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

thumb_up thumb_down -62

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +37

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops