- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

why did sally drown cause she was black

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

4 hours later.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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