What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jesus Christ

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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