why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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