- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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