- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

asians have slitted eyes lol

I asked her where you were.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

FUCK YOU

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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