A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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