Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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