So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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