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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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