- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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