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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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