- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

12 in general

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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