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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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