What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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