How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

roses are red poo is poo

Get up Look in the mirror

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How old are you? 7

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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