Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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no really what are ur names?

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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