Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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