What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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