Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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