Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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