Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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