What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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civil rights

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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