- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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