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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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