Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Homo say what?

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Anti Joke

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