- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's brown an sticky Shit

I have an idea! You leave.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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