Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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