A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Go away still nothing to see

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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