A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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