- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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