Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

An English man walks into a pub.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

a horse nibbled a baby

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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