I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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