I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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