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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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