- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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