Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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