What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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