How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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