- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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