What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that : L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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