hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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school homewrok

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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