why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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