What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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autistic kids rock

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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