What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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