- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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