- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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