Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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