What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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