Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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this website is a bad joke

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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