A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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