What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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