What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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XD Jackass.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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