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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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