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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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