Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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9/11 my birthday

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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