- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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