- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

12 in general

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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