Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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