What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

men, men like men= men+bed

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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