Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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I asked her where you were.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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