- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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