What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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