Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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