Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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