Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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