why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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your life

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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