- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

God is real.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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