Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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69

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I read the terms of service.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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