- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

roses are red poo is poo

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Justin Bieber

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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