there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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