How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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