- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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