What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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