- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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