- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Andoni was here

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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