roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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