What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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