There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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