- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

a man was shot.... he died

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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