- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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