one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

guess what what ...

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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