- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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