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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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