What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Anti Joke

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