- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Ross.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why did the blue berry cross the road

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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