how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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