- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

how much fish could a chicken

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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