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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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