- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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