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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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