Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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