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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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