- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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