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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Cancer

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon