Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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a man was shot.... he died

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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