When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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