A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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