A sober Irish individual.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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