I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Hello

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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