Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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