A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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being sober in a bar fight

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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God is real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Dwight Howard

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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