Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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