Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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