how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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