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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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