How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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