Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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