Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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