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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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