- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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