- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Yellow People !!

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Who is big and stupid My brother

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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