- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

An Asian with a big dick.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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