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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A woman walks into a bar.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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