- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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