- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Who is Dank? A: Billal

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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