what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Take part of what?

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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