So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

deez nuts

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Racial Equality

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What's white and black? Color blind.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

Atheism

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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