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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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