- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Andoni was here

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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