- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

HELLO EVERYONE

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

asians have slitted eyes lol

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