Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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