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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Choir.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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