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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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