Go away still nothing to see

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Jimmy Saville

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

God is real.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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