How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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