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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What is black and looks like a person A black person

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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