So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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