Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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What is funnier than 24 69

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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An anti-joke

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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