How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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knock knock come in !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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