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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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