- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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