- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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