Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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