why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

I'm homeless.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

the WNBA

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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