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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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