What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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