Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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