A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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