- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

batman farted so hes retarded

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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