- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What is the difference?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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