- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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