- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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