- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Cripples are lame.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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