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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

YOU

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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