What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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swag

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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