Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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