What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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why girl die cancer

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Anti Joke

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