- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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