What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Anti Joke

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