What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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