"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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