What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Your big dick.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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