What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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