What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Justin Bieber.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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