What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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