- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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