- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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