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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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