What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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no

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Anti Joke

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