When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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