- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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