- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

I have read the terms and conditions

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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