- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

You know what's funny? Rape

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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