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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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