outside your comfort zone

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

12 in general

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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