- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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