- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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