Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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