- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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