What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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