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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

race-car = rac-ecar

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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