What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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