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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God is real.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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