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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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