What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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