- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's better than a stick? A stone

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