- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

anti jokes are really funny

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

the economy.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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