What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

I'm homeless.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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