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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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