Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

why does the man appear fat he is

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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