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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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