what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Anti Joke

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