How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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