- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Robin, get in the car, please.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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