Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Anti Joke

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