- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Cripples are lame.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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