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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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