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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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