- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

civil rights

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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