- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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