Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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