- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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