- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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