- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

civil rights

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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