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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

A dancer walks into a barre

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

the WNBA.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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