- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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