- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Brain fart

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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