- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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