- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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