- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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