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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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