An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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