A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How old are you? 7

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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