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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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