- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Dwarf Shortage

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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