why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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