If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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