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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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