Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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