Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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