- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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