- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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