- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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