What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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