There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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