- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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