roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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