- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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