- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Justin Bieber

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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