A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why? Because.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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