- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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