- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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