- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Cripples are lame.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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