I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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This is an anti-joke.

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