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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

roses are red poo is poo

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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