Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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