- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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