White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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