- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I have a really funny joke.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Cripples are lame.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??