You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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