Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

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