- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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