- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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