'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Im taking a shit right now.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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