- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

The american education system.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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