What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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black chicken. kfc

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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