Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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