What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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