What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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