If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

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