My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Pickle

9/11 my birthday

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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