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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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