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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

womens rights

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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