why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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So a bar walks into a man...

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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