- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Ms Leong Sux

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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