Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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Anti Joke

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