- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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