What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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