The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Anti Joke

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