How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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