why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Once upon a time a was born

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

FOX News: Fair and balanced

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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