- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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