- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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