- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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