- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I think everybody should have a penis.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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