Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A man did not like this site

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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