Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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