Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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