- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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