- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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