What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant. Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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