- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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