Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Cliterus

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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