- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

a black man pays his child support

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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