- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

knock knock? come in

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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