we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Michael Brown

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What is older than history?

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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