whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Anti Joke

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