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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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