- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

A gay man watches football.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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