Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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sky silverstein

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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