Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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