Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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