- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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