What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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