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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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