- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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