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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What is white and black and red all over.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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