- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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