What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Brain fart

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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