- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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