- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

i like turtles

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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