- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's brown an sticky Shit

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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