Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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