- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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