- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

a man checks his mypsace

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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