What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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