- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Your big dick.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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