- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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