What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Your big dick.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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