Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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