- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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