Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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