How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Anti Joke

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