- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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