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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

you will like this because i am black.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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