What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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