- Anti Joke

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

anti jokes are really funny

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Connor is homosexuaI