- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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