- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A man died.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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An Asian with a big dick.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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