What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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