- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am a mime

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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