someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A lot eh?

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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