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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

This is not a joke.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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