- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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