Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Anti Joke

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