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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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