eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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