Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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