what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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your mom.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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