- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Andoni was here

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Your big dick.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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