roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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