Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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