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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species