- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

outside your comfort zone

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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