You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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