- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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