- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__