Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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