- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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