- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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