- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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