- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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