KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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