I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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