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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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