- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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