- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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