- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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