How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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womens rights.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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