Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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