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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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