why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Weaner

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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