- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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