Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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