- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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