- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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