- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

i saw amango it splootered

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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