- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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