Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Justin Bieber

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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