- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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