- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Once, I went to Peru.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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