- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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