How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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