- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

bite me

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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