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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

The american education system.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.