One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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