Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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