What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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