whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Hi.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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