Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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someone called someone else a frog

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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