- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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