Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

what happens every day? People die

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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