- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

A guy at a baseball game....

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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