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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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