What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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