What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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black people swimming

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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I asked her where you were.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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