whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Weaner

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