What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Anti Joke

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