- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

A chicken walked into the bar...

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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