A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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I? Everett

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

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