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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Balls

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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