- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

womens rights

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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