Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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