my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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the WNBA.

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