Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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A young baby died.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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