What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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