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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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