What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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