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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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