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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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