A: Knock Knock B: 7

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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