What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Matthew Wyckoff

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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