What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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