a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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sky silverstein

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Anti Joke

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