- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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