What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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