- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Cripples are lame.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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