Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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womens rights

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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