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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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