- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Albert your flies undone.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red Im adopted

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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