It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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