What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

antonio has a penis head.lol

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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