What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Justin Bieber

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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