What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Anti Joke

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