Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Who is Dank? A: Billal

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Your mom.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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