- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A lot eh?

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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