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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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