How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Anti Joke

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