"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

a irish man walks past a bar

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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