I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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