- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Cancer

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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