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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Gustavo Andrade

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Who is big and stupid My brother

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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