What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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bite me

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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womens rights

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

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