Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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