How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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