- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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