- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

I am a mime

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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