What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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