Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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this website is a bad joke

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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