What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Jesus Christ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Cancer

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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