How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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God is real.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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The cream, it is coming

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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