- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A man walked into a bar owch

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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