I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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