What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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