- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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