- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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