Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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A American seeking into mexico

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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