Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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