What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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