Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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