alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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