A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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