Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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