- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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