Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Anti Joke

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