- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

a irish man walks past a bar

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

I asked her where you were.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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