- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Brain fart

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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