Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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black people swimming

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Anti Joke

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