- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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