- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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