What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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eh

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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