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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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