- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

i like turtles

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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