- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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