- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Refridgerator.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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