Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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