- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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