- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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