Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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