- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

i saw amango it splootered

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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