What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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like if your cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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