- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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