what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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