How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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