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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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