- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Chuck Norris.

Faithful men.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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