- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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