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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why are white people white? I don't know

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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