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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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