What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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