Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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oh hey.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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