What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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