What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Anti Joke

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