OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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