- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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