- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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