What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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