How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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