- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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