- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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