- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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