- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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