- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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