If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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read me write me

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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I am a mime

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Cancer

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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