Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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