Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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