- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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