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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Fat? Jesse Z

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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