- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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