What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Pickle

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Cancer

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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