Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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