- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Gustavo Andrade

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??