- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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