How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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