everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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