-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Golf.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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