what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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