- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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