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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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