- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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