It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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people magazine

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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a black man pays his child support

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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