Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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One time i was sitting down

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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