- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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