What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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