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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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