- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Go away still nothing to see

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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