How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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