- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

roses are red poo is poo

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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