- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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