Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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time to spruce up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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