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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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