- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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