What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Gay rights.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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