Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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