- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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James Patrick Campbell

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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