Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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