What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

what did one computer say to the other .........

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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