So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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