- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Cripples are lame.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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