- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Sex

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats green and lives in the water

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

A house comes around the corner.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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