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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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