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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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