- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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