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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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