- Anti Joke

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

My spelling is horrible

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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