What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

I have a really funny joke.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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