why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Death by kayak

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Anti Joke

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