- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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