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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

God is real.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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