- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Death by kayak

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

If life gives you lemonade.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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