- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Connor is homosexuaI

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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