Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Anti Joke

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