- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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