Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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