Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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