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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Your big dick.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock knock Fuck off!

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