- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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