You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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