- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

woman's lacrosse

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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