First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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