what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Roses are red, yup.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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