how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A black man walks out of a police station

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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