- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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