Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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