Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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