Cancer

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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