Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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