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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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