Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Cancer

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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No your aunties a joke

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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