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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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