- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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