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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

no

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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