I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...