- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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