There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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