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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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