Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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