A seal walks into a club.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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