- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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