What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Anti Joke

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