hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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