Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I'm so punny.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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