- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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