- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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