- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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