- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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