- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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