Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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The child was fired from his job.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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hola said the chinese man

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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