Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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