- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . I am a whale

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