- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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