- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

school homewrok

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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