Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Rush Limbaugh

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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