- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

school homewrok

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Potassium? K.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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