How do you make a snake blink? You can't

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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