i dont fisish anythi

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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