Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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I hate blackniggers

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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