- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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