- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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