- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

there once was a frog with no leggs

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I'm so punny.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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