I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why? Because.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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like if your cool

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