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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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