- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??