Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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