your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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FUCK YOU

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