- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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