- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Matthew Wyckoff

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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