Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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