Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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