Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

class is canceled. My professor died.

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