- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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