what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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