What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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