Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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