- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Actually it was me Josh brown

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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