- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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