Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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