- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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