A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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