- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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