dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Fat? Jesse Z

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down +2

One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops