How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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