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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

you will like this because i am black.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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