like if your cool

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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