- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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