why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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