- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

antonio has a penis head.lol

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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