You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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