What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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