- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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