Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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