A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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pobody's nerfect

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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