Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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