- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What are annoying? Ads.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

We found a cure for cancer. Death

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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