Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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