whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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read me write me

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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i saw amango it splootered

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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