Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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