How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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