God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Robin get in the batmobile!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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