- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Chris is hairy

Knock knock It's open, come in

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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