THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Anti Joke

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