- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Actually it was me Josh brown

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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