- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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