How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

12 in general

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

outside your comfort zone

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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