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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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