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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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