Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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your life

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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