- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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