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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

the WNBA.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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