What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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69

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Anti Joke

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