You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

how much fish could a chicken

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

When life throws knives at you, run away.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man died.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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