- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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