There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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