blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Neither have I

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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