Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Michael Brown

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Anti Joke

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