A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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