What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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