Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Your're racist.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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