What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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