- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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