- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Cancer

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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