A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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