- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

no really what are ur names?

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