- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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