Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Matthew Wyckoff

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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