why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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