What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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