What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Anti-Joke.com Post anonymously with no editing!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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