- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

bite me

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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