What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Men's rights

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Gustavo Andrade

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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