- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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