whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Boner

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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