- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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