- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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