- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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