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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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