- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Women's Rights

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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