- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

i saw amango it splootered

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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