- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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