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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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