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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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