- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

the lemon was sweet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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