A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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