- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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