- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Go away still nothing to see

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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