whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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