- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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