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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why does the man appear fat he is

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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