- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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