- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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