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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

This is a joke.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

You having friends.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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