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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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