Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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