What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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