- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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