What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Where's my baby??

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Women can vote? WTF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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