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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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