A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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eoin burgin is fat

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Anti Joke

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