- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Andoni was here

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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