My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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