Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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