CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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