- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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