- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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