- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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