-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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