- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

noah is a scrub jungle

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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