- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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