- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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