did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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