Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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