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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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