If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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guess what what ...

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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