- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.