Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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