- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Ain't idn't a word.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

kennah campion when she talks

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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