"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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