What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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