- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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