Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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