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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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