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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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