Golf.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

. . I am a whale

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

can you pass the soap?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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