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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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