Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

69

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A praying mantis is very graceful

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

thumb_up thumb_down -25

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops