A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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