Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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