- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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