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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A dancer walks into a barre

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

the WNBA.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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