- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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