how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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