- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

i am a dino. RAWR.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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