Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Cripples are lame.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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