Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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