- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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