What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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I'm so punny.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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