Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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