What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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