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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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