- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

An orphan falls off a cliff.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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