What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Anti Joke

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