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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eoin burgin is fat

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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