What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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