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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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