What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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