What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Cripples are lame.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A hill billy went fishing

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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