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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

One, two, three, four and five

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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