- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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