Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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