- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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