- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

my penis

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

feminism

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

woman's rights

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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