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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

woman's lacrosse

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

A hill billy went fishing

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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