- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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