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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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