- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What page are you on The gay page.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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