- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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