- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Justin Bieber.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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