- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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