- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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