- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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