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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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