- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Cripples are lame.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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