why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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your father died

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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minorities.....

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