- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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