- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Students, please find the surface integral.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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