- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ross.

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