- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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