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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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