What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

this website is a bad joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Im taking a shit right now.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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