- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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