Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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