mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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