Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

haha black people :D

test

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Rylan Clark

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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