See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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