What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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I'm tired.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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