a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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star wars kid

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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