A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Chuck Norris.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Gay republicans

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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