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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Andoni was here

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

a man checks his mypsace

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Death by kayak

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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