Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

where's mom I killed her

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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