What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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