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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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