- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

An Asian with a big dick.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

i just wrote this so hard

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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