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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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