- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

haha black people :D

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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