one stop shop

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

thumb_up thumb_down -19

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops