Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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