- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Communism hehe xd

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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