- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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