What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

antonio has a penis head.lol

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Where's my baby??

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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