add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A whole 'nother.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Anti Joke

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