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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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