- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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