Men's rights

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

God is real.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Ross.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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