- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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