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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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