What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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