- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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