Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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