- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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