Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's worse than this That :(

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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