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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

haha black people :D

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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