Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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