Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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