You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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