What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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