What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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