Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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