What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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