If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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