Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Anti Joke

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