Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."


Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Your Mom.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.


What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Anti Joke

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