What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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guess what? bannanas

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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