Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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