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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Women's rights.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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