Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.


im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!


Want more? You might be interested in...