Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's 9+10? 19

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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