Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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