Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Pickles are moist.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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