Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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