Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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