- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You are joking right?

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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