what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

you will like this because i am black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Hello.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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