Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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