- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Tilt your screen back .

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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