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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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