whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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