- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Gustavo Andrade

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]