What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Davey Peterson.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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