- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really funny joke.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Knock Knock.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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