Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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