Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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9/11 my birthday

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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