What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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