How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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