- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

White men's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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