i saw amango it splootered

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's 9+10? 19

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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