Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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woman's lacrosse

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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The american education system.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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