- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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