What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Dwarf Shortage

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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