- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Cripples are lame.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

The american education system.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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