A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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