Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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i saw amango it splootered

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No it doesnt..

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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