Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)


A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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