- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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