two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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