What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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