If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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