A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

I have read the terms and conditions

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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