Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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