Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How old are you? 7

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

how much fish could a chicken

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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