- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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