Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

alert('The Game')

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

100 chefs walk into a bar

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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