- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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