What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A man died.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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