What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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