Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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