Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Anti Joke

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