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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Fuck off!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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