If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Your big dick.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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