what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Your big dick.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Anti Joke

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