When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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