Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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