This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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