you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> <

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.


What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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