Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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