- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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