If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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