- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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