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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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