What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Andoni was here

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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