A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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haha

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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