Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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