What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

It's all Taggart

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.


whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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