- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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