where's mom I killed her

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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