- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Weaner

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Knock Knock? Come in.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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