- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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