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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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