Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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