- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Knock knock. Who's there?

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

read this sentence again.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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