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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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