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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Yellow People !!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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