Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Anti Joke

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