What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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