- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

pull my finger (farts)

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock come in

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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