Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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