Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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