- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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