Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Peas

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...