knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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