- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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