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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.