- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Peas

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

My cat just died.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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