what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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