- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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