what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Feminism.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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