A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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