- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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