Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Hail Hitler

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sky's sty

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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