- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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