- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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