- Anti Joke

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.