- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Women's Rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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