- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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