- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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