Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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