- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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