What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

school homewrok

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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