- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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