Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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you will like this because i am black.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Hello.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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