- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Women's Rights

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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