Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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9/11 my birthday

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i'm hard

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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