I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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