What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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