- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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