- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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