Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Anti Joke

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