What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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