- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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