Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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swag

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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