A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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