You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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