- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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