A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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