- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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