- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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