Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Anti Joke

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