Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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