Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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