what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."


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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Anti Joke

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