why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Whats 1+1? window!

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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