What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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