- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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