Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Vaginal secretions

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

Anti Joke

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