- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

roses are red poo is poo

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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