Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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