Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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