The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front


Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!


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