im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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like if your cool

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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