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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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