- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

9/11 my birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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