- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Brain fart

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Your mums a potato

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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