What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yes

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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