Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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