- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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