What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Sarah Palin.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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