Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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