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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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