- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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