What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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