What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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