Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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