while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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