In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Sarah Palin.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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sadf

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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