why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

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