What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Pain Olympics.

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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