Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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womens rights.

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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