- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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