- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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