What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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