- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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