- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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