- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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