- Anti Joke

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.