what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Where's my baby??

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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