Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Please ignore this statement.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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