Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Women's rights.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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