A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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