- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Cripples are lame.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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