- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I like touching my boobs

sky silverstein

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a joke? no

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

why is pie good. because it just is.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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