- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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