Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

you give like i give lomain

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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