What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Death by kayak

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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