Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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