Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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