- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

I Have a Black Friend

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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