- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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