A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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