rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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i'm hard

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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