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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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