Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Andoni was here

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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