- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Your big dick.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What's better than a stick? A stone

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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