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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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