- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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