Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Coldpaly is a good band

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