- Anti Joke

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Tony Romo

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?