- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

antonio has a penis head.lol

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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