A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Andoni was here

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

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