- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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