a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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