- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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