what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

CFL

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...