How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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