- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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