A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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