- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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