A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Anti Joke

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