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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What's better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Massie is a fatass

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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