- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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