why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What is 9+10? 19

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Gustavo Andrade

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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