Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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