You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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