I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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