My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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