Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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