Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Death by kayak

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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