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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

The government

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Your Mom

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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