Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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