Denard Robinson

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Your big dick.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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