A Fat Kenyan

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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