What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Potassium? K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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