- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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