What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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i'm hard

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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9/11 my birthday

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Anti Joke

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