What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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