Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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