Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Anti Joke

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