Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

whats white and sticky? a white stick

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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