In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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