What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Anti Joke

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