Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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race-car = rac-ecar

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time to spruce up!

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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