- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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