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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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