- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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