- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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