moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Boner

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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i saw amango it splootered

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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