Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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