- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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