- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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