- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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