What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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