- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red Im adopted

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Maths.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

An anti-joke

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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