A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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