Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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