- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

"Knock knock" Come in!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A American seeking into mexico

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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