roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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You are joking right?

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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