A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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