This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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