Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

pull my finger (farts)

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

thumb_up thumb_down +6

knock knock come in

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

thumb_up thumb_down +2

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops