- Anti Joke

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.