What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Cripples are lame.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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