- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

hola said the chinese man

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Women's Rights

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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