This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Anti Joke

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