- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A seal walks into a club.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

someone called someone else a frog

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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