What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Your mums a potato

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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