Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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NEVER

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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