- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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