- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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