Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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