Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Gustavo Andrade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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