- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

my penis

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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