how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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