Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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