- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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