why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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