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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What is life? Paul.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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