Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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womens rights

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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