- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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