- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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