What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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