- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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