if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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