A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Lindsay Lohan

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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