- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

I'm so punny.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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