Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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I hate blackniggers

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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