What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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