- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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