- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man penetrates another man.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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