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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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