Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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