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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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