- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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