- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay