Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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