What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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