- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Poker? I barely even know her.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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