- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

if you don't like this you're gay

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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