What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Jimmy Saville

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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