- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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