- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

batman farted so hes retarded

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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