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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

William wright is Gay

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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