- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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