- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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