i wonder who made this website? a human

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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