What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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