- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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