What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Womans baksetball...

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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