Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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FUCK YOU

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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