What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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