Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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