What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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