Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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My cat just died.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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