One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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